Monday, August 11, 2008

The kids are home!!!

It's been another long week without the kids. They went to San Diego with their dad. They flew on jet blue again and, of course, loved it. They love jet blue's t.v.'s and unlimited variety and supply of snacks. They were quite upset when they realized they had slept through the flight home and missed the snacks and tv. Not to mention, the trip went by too fast. The real bad part was that their flight was delayed 3 hours! Someone (not me) thought it a brilliant idea to put them on the latest flight possible. So, as it was, they were getting in at 10:30 pm. Late enough, but they didn't actually get in until 1:30 am and we didn't get home and to bed till after 2:30 am! I am soooooo tired and I am sure the kids are too. I set the alarm to wake up by 9:30 am so we could make it to swimming lessons. We made it, but we are dragging today. Ugh!

So, it's back to the daily grind for us. Time to enjoy the last week of summer and get ready for school!

Oh, I forgot the best part of my story. Alicia went on a trip and was leaving on the same jet blue plane that the kids were arriving on. So, I planned to take her to the airport at the same time. We found out the flights were all delayed but the ticket counter closed at 11:30 so we had to be there by then. I HAD to get a gate pass to get past security in order to get the kids. So, we planned on that. We arrived at the gate check and the lady told us it wasn't true and they would have to stay open till every flight is finished. We decided to leave the airport and get something to eat. We waited till after midnight so as not to break the sabbath anymore (that works, right?) We go to the Denny's on North Temple praying we don't get capped. Some guy tries to approach our car, but I am on the phone and I hurry to lock the doors and start my engine. He leaves and goes to another couple to bug them for money. Then, he comes back towards us. Alicia waves "no" at him through the front window and he leaves us alone. So, we wait till it's safe to enter the Denny's and go in with some other people. This place is pretty hopping for midnight. The hostess/waitress seats us in a booth next to three girls. Or, so I thought! Two small ones and one amazon one. It just so happens that the amazon one was a large black tranny with a lisp! How awesome is that? I so wish I had a picture for you all but, I don't. Imagine she/he wore red heels! She/he was huge! So, we hurry and eat some high caloric greasy food and dash to the airport. The kids arrived safely but super tired. Hudson had bloodshot eyes and they were all sunburnt and peeling. They looked so exhausted. It all ended up okay and I got to see a tranny!!! How lucky am I?

6 comments:

Keli said...

Trannies are pretty.

Hillary said...

Seeing a TRanny makes the late night worth it right. I am gald the kids made it back safe. I hope they had a fun time.

Nick said...

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Nick said...

I'm laughing so hard right now.. A of all: I didn't know you even knew what "getting capped" meant.. and B of all: that you ran in to a Tranny and C of all: that you had enough insight to notice he/she was wearing red heals!!! LOL!!! PS.. love the new title pic! Dalty RULES!

Larissa said...

Hey dawg! Larissa C in the heezy, yo!

D-Rock said...

See what kind of adventures you can have when stay out past 9PM.

I always heard in church that the Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight and that the trannies wake up at midnight. Is that doctrine?