Tuesday, December 26, 2006

My Favorite Things

I figure if Oprah can have her favorite things, so can I. Except mine are stupid email forwards instead of gifts and none of you are going home with anything, sorry!!!

My Favorite Blonde Joke. (This is no offense to my gorgeous blonde friends and family members. I love you all.)

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able toassemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then...."
he sighed...

"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

My favorite videos from "You tube" Check 'em out!

Gotta love McDonald's

New Boot Goofin'

Husband Daycare

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